What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !

When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing !

What do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !

Some of these are really good altho I did groan at a couple!! Love the 'nest cafe' one

Good jokes..
Keep continue to post new jokes if you have more.
Funny answers of funny questions...!!! LOL