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The Chicken at the Dinner
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The Chicken at the Dinner
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and
he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.

"Please," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

You're going to love this....................



Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

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25-02-2007 08:39 PM
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RE: The Chicken at the Dinner
I would just die. Though the humor would not be lost on me that was pretty cute.
06-08-2008 02:08 AM
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Chris Offline
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RE: The Chicken at the Dinner
Good punchline! Good joke.
19-08-2008 05:39 PM
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RE: The Chicken at the Dinner
LOL - good jokeSmile Did you make it up yourself??

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20-08-2008 10:10 PM
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RE: The Chicken at the Dinner
Nice treat!Cool
26-08-2008 02:35 PM
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RE: The Chicken at the Dinner
great joke

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25-03-2009 12:56 PM
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